Have you heard about this thing called "Corporate America?" I just read about it in Redbook and it sounds awesome. Near as I can tell its some kind of a spider (or maybe a spider monkey?). I don't know who gave birth to it or how much fun it has, but here's what I do know:



1. It lives in a cave.



That's it! It was a really short article (and no one ever said Redbook was that great of a place to learn anything, anyway).  The above image is a photograph of its brother.