Astro Train
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Editorial by SHERWOOD HARRINGTON, January 18th In The Year Of Our Lord
‘Fraid you haven’t gotten rid of me just yet, dearies! That’s right, after a few months in the witness protection program I’ve returned – and I’m more fascinated by astronomy than ever! Did you know that there are over 2000 stars in the universe? That’s right. I just found that out from an online message board. What’s that? You’re still not as impressed by the cosmos as yours truly? Then try this little tidbit on for size:
           
            The sun is SO hot that if you put an egg on its surface it would be cooked and ready to eat in less than three minutes. FACT! Yes, space truly is amazing. I would know: I like astronomy.
 
            Things you can expect from Astrotrain this year:
 
            Fun.
 
            Filled.
 
            Adventures.
 
            Chock.
 
Full.
 
            Of.
 
            Nutrients.
 
            And.
 
            Non-sequiturs.
 
            2007: year of the train.
 
            Sherwood Harrington
2007-01-18 08:46:26 GMT
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