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Michael Chricton's BlogoSPHERE  MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:26:08 AM): i kind of want to cyber with you
I Am Explode You (1:26:51 AM): what's stopping you!?!?! MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:27:11 AM): hmmmm MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:27:16 AM): ok, take off your clothes lol I Am Explode You (1:27:29 AM): ok rofl I Am Explode You (1:27:37 AM): omg MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:27:39 AM): omg youre handsome I Am Explode You (1:27:42 AM): i can't believe this is happening! MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:28:01 AM): thats right, i say, stripping slowly I Am Explode You (1:28:27 AM): wow, do you work out? or are you just made of iron! MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:28:37 AM): iron MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:28:42 AM): im made of iron MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:28:59 AM): want to get a closer look? MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:29:00 AM): O:-) I Am Explode You (1:29:12 AM): no! I Am Explode You (1:29:17 AM): i'm blind I Am Explode You (1:29:23 AM): u r so insensitive MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:29:24 AM): even better! MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:29:41 AM): sshhh, tell me more about your blindness MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:29:55 AM): it makes me feel like ive eaten some horny goat weed I Am Explode You (1:29:59 AM): it is like, i can't even see anything. i can tell when someone is iron though, mostly MoroboshiMoPrblm (1:30:20 AM): ur very funny omg 2007-03-19 08:39:16 GMTComments: 0 |Permanent Link
Entry for February 2, 2007
Dharma and Greg is a profoundly terrible show.
That's all! 2007-02-02 23:16:39 GMTComments: 2 |Permanent Link
something corporate: really great band!  Have you heard about this thing called "Corporate America?" I just read about it in Redbook and it sounds awesome. Near as I can tell its some kind of a spider (or maybe a spider monkey?). I don't know who gave birth to it or how much fun it has, but here's what I do know:
1. It lives in a cave. That's it! It was a really short article (and no one ever said Redbook was that great of a place to learn anything, anyway). The above image is a photograph of its brother. 2007-01-24 06:32:50 GMTComments: 0 |Permanent Link
Heaven Shall Burn  There was once a very attractive young man who purchased a Heaven Shall Burn... by the classically untrained Marduk, resident black metal homeboys. Suffice to say, that attractive young man was my attractive tangent universe self! However, I too, exchanged American dollars for the brutal stylings of Marduk, though mostly because the cover is amazing. It seems an army of armed (and angry!) Goblins or Orcs (the Sunni and Shi'a of fantasy lands) are about ready to assualt the pearly gates. This is relevant for two reasons.1) It isn't relevant at all! and 2) What happened to Astro Train is what will soon happen to heaven in Marduk land. 3) Patrice, Frances, Rabea, Annie, Linda, big black metal fans You see, living the good life comes with certain drawbacks. Chief among those is lethargy, atrophy, crabs, all sorts of Orwellian terms I am only now coming to understand. A certain detachment from the train like world of astronomy had to be taken, to protect the integrity of content, content which ranged from laughably brilliant to laughably terrible. All thanks to Marduk, we are back, and shittier (the new better) than ever.
Tommy Burma p.s. who survived the astro train armageddon will be revealed in due time 2007-01-18 08:57:57 GMTComments: 1 |Permanent Link
Run Train, Run  Alas, poor Astrotrain – I knew him a little! He used to live in my uncle’s basement with his pet rats, smelling like fire and rubbing alcohol; stumbling around in the dark, trying to fix my uncle’s bikes to earn his keep. Those were better days. But the times have changed – the seasons turned, and now he’s dead. Heartbreak, they say. I’ll never forget the day he tried to take me to a baseball game but couldn’t find his way out of my uncle’s basement. This world wasn’t meant for someone as beautiful as him! Now comes the hard part: moving on. I’ve been grieving since I first heard the news of his passing and have only recently been able to…what the hell?! Astrotrain! But – but you’re supposed to be…! How is this possible? No! What are you doing? Put that down! Stop! Don’t chew on that! Wait, I – I can explain! It was Bucket! It was all that bastard Charles Rochester Bucket’s idea – I swear to you! Please, you must have mercy! No! Nn– (editors note: due to my retardation you are to read this in a Memento-esque style, NOW LOOK AT THE PICTURE UP ABOVE- sherwood) (editors note 2, pretty avant garde!) 2007-01-18 08:48:26 GMTComments: 0 |Permanent Link
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